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😄 Jokes

Today on iDontCry.com

Dad jokes, Chuck Norris facts, and a few Dad buttons. Press a button for the next one.

Dad Joke #1 of 222

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

Chuck Norris Facts

Chuck Norris Fact #1 of 222

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

Official Reading

Current Dad Mood

Updates on demand.

Mood #1 of 222

😤

Definitely fine.

Dad-Certified

The No-Cry Button

An official Dad excuse.

Dad excuse #1 of 222

That was not crying. That was eye sweat.

Caught Resting Eyes

The No-Sleep Button

An official Dad excuse.

Dad excuse #1 of 222

I was resting my eyes.

🎮 Games

Pick a game.

Everything playable, in one place — the ones the family built, and the ones everybody already knows.

CircuitSwitchGameSwitch the circuit. Switch the game. 7 circuits — PulseShift, Surge, Ring, Recall, Redirect, Nerve, Lens.Play

Classics everybody knows

🎮 See all gamesThe Family Arcade — every game, sorted by what you feel like playing.

✨ Create

Make something.

Three tools that turn something you said out loud into something you can use.

Dream LabSay what you want to make and get a ready-to-use creation prompt to copy.Open Dream LabDream ShopTurn one spark into ten product ideas and the phrases to print on them.Enter Dream ShopDream a gameDescribe a game in one sentence and send the whole idea off to be built.Dream a game
✨ See all creative toolsThe Dream Lab itself lives there, with the other two a tap away.

🧰 Family Tools

Kid-friendly search

Search with results filtered for kids.

Opens on Kiddle, a search site made for kids.

🧰 Get the house ready for storms and outagesFree family checklists on PleaseBeReady.com, a sister site. Pick one thing and do it today.

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